March 2012
1 post
I don’t care how attractive you are…
Turtlenecks are not cute.
The person who invented Bevmo’s five cent wine sale needs to be my best friend.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
February 2012
21 posts
Watchinstant-infinity:
thisquietgirlwillsurpriseyou:
xbacktorealityx:
builtforhope:
smokeporch:
kattygirls:
A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will...
Is it sad that I want to watch Paranormal Activity 3 twice in the same day?
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
I think my kitten’s trying to attack my eyelashes.
Guess who adopted a kitten today??? ME!
I don’t have a name for him quite yet, so I’m open to suggestions, but he’s quite tiny. He was removed from a hoarding situation and needs some loving so I decided to step in. He’s a gorgeous dark brown, almost black, and absolutely scrawny.
Help me out with names!
I officially have enough money to adopt a kitten! I’m getting my mom to come over on Sunday and we’re going to go to the shelter together.
I deactivated my facebook today. I think it’s for the best ultimately and I’ll probably be back on it eventually, but I just need a break from it.
So I finally looked up Lana Del Rey to see what all the fuss was about her (cause I was just too lazy earlier) and to be honest, I don’t think she’s all that great.
I find David Anders strangely attractive when he’s being a dick.
January 2012
24 posts
I feel like I’ve been so overly anxious lately and I’m not really sure why…
It’s funny when websites put pictures up of the fashion on award shows and they include pictures of the men.
No one cares.
We just want to see the dresses.
Unless the men are extraordinarily hot.
Today was a weird day… It started off good cause there’s a possibility that I might have met a guy. He’s the lead guitarist in a band my friend knows and she kinda set us up but we really hit it off yesterday and he seems sweet (which I need). I think I’m just really tired of being single but that doesn’t mean I’ll settle.
Then my friend and I get in a huge...
Someone please remind me why I watch Japanese Horror movies at night.
Anonymous asked: everyone has someone <3 ilu
When I was in dance, my biggest strength was my flexibility. I wasn’t freaking contortionist flexible, but I had some smooth moves up my sleeve. However, I haven’t done dance since May. Which means I haven’t stretched since May. I tried stretching now and omg my flexibility has gone to complete shit. I need to get it back which means stretching every single freaking day,...
thedoubledj asked: Hello, How's it going? :)
If Historical Events Have Facebook Statuses
zombies-in-the-park:
leilockheart:
The internet is mostly blacked out and I clean my entire apartment, fix my bank accounts, do grocery shopping and cook me a full spaghetti dinner with sausage, garlic bread, and some good wine. I don’t think this is a coincidence.
Watchmissbui:
ayealiya:
krstneaquno:
lmaepadua:
caturinaa:
yomarv:
jarzadon:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
I’m gonna do this to my bro HAHAHA.
LOOOLL
AHAHAH!
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA the ending.
HAHAHAAH MADE MY NIGHT
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I just wish I could go back to the way I was in early February…
There’s not one single person right now that I can completely spill everything to and that makes me feel so incredibly lonely. You never realize how alone you are until you have a secret you can’t tell anyone.
How often is too often to watch Mean Girls?
Why is Dance Moms not online yet???
Why can’t I have someone whose sole purpose in life is to make decisions for me?
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
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It is extremely difficult to drink out of a martini glass while laying in bed. Just fyi
December 2011
18 posts
